Walter Sobchak - the missing tabby cat
Almost forgot about this from last night. On a telephone pole just outside the CC Club I spied this missing kitty flyer and I knew I had to help get the word out. I mean his name is Walter Sobchak. You guys know who Walter Sobchak is don’t ya? That was the name of John Goodman’s character in the movie The Big Lebowski.
If I found this cat, I wonder if he would understand the correlation of his name and me yelling this at him…
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work, I don’t drive a car, I don’t fucking ride in a car, I don’t handle money, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit *don’t fucking roll*!
Nah, he probably wouldn’t get it. Keep your eyes out for Walter folks.
CUB Foods Receipt
I bought five items…
Bottle of Mountain Dew
Small tub of cream cheese
Gallon of milk
My receipt was sixteen inches long.
Hey CUB and Supervalu Incorporated, can we tone this down a bit? Maybe save a tree or something?
Woah. That’s long. (Coincidentally that is also what she said)