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501. IF YOUR SCENT CONTINUES TO LINGER IN AN ELEVATOR AFTER YOU HAVE LEFT, YOU NEED TO RE-EVALUATE YOUR PERSONAL HYGEINE TACTICS.

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506. MYSPACE USERS: YOU ARE NOT AN -INSERT NAME HERE- ASAURUS REX, YOU ARE A HUMAN. DINOSAURS DID NOT USE COMPUTERS, AND EVEN THEY WOULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO DETERMINE WHAT SPECIES THEY ARE.

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Oh…dear…

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SUCH CUTENESS!

zosha:

fine, hate me for this.

i don’t even care

it’s still my all-time favorite music video FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.

LOVE THIS VIDEO! It is pure awesome!

I need company. I feel lonely and pessimistic and tired and generally blah.

You are statistically less likely to be getting laid if you are listening to MPR on a Saturday night.